Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 315 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Quit a song once started
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/370 points)
Shart first before you do anything else
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Get Impeached!
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Play the retro game
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/330 points)
Press the scam button
Win a cockfight
Lose the game
Take candy from a baby
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/100 points)
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on normal difficulty
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/60 points)
Load into the game
Run into the scribble
Listen to the scientists last words
Turn off the power
die
Escape the facility
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/120 points)
Get 1 combo.
Press the spooky mode button.
Press the Twist button.
Get 15 combos
Get all 30 combos
View the credits.
Watch the end credits like you should.
